Tuesday, August 12, 2014

SPAM is SPAM is SPAM...or, is it?

Makes you wonder what the chain letter was, right?
Funny... I thought I showed you...
So...spam, huh? Terrible? Well, it depends on your perspective.
I buy a cheese pizza and a small can of crushed pineapples (or chunks), BBQ sauce, a can of spam, and some already grated cheese (the ultra lazy man's chow)
Put the pizza in a preheated oven set for half the time it's supposed to take. Then, while it's cooking that, slice thin slices of spam, chop medium to fine romano, and a few olives...three or four, sliced in coins About four to five coins per olive. put them in a bowl and wait for the timer to go off...
the beeper goes off, pull the pizza out and place the spam on it, sprinkle the tomato bits, olives, and sprinkle a bit of the pre-grated cheese, add the pineapple bits, another dab of cheese, and back in the oven. Now the timer, ...a little less than the other half, as the first as it cooked a bit more while you put stuff on. Anyway, you can put the oven on for an additional moment easier than you can invent a time machine that shifts dimensions to go back in time...
The beeper goes off, you check the pizza, and if it's done, let it sit for a moment... BBQ sauce is a good addition to the pizza, but most folks have differing tastes, so, let them add as they will. Goes well with a dark Southern sweet tea with a sprig of mint, or a beer. Also good is fresh corn on the cob...
Well, there you have it. Sometimes spam can offer more than just burdensome clicking of the delete button.
Sometimes you can find a good laugh, too...
 So, don't be so mean about spam....
 It's OK...







New Bird in Town...


Saturday, July 12, 2014

Jeff MacNelly

Jeff MacNelly, an incredible artist and humorist, also does editorial cartoons in papers all over the nation.

now...How did he know I needed to paint our barn?
I wonder if he would consider coming over and helping me?
I doubt it...

But a good artist and a sense of humor... Jeff is A-OK.
Watch for him in a paper near you!
But be sure to bring your humor.......




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