How Many Spiders HOW OFTEN !?!?

AND NOW, Card Number 5200 !

Fed Up With the Holiday Season

my Feet Can Taste the Food. My Feet Can Taste the Food.

Repeating the mantra over and over as the photographer adjusted lights and snapped his pictures...
"My feet can taste the food. My feet can taste the food,"
and then the thought slowly evolved to, "I wonder if I will even GET a bite of a cheeseburger?"
And Pep`e opened his eyes slightly, and seeing the photographer, force himself to believe a cheeseburger WILL find its way into his mouth...
"either feed me a cheeseburger, or, tonight, while you sleep, I will shred every pair of Italian, handcrafted shoes you have...and leave you with that smelly pair of Converse sneakers waaaayyyy in the back of the closet."

"I WILL taste cheeseburger. I WILL taste cheeseburger. I WILL taste cheeseburger,"

buzzfeed

The dog's name is Buzz, and this is how they feed him?

("I can taste my feet. I can taste my feet. I can taste my feet,")

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

I Wonder What he does with Spam?

uh-oh, uh-oh, it's off to hell I go..

the Chive Bros.

What Do Arctic Foxes Dream?

That's an easy question...
They dream about lazy cats
relaxing in strange places...

And about battling MOM
A Powerful Grande Monster,
and Laughing during their paces...

And about finding warmth
and comfort reflected
from their innocent little faces...

And they dream about hugs and kisses
Sharing them with loved ones,
and the tears start making their traces.

(Would someone turn off the melancholy
pass a tortilla, some refried beans,
and plenty of saucy quesos! )

(photos from chive.com)

Or I Will HUFF and Will PUFF, and Will BLOW the House Down!